hello I’m darren criss and my lashes are so long they tickle passing airplanes (x)
“You’ll like it if you can stand seeing Darren Criss kissing someone other than Chris Colfer”
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
my school’s way of preventing rape
oh. my. god.
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg